I think I'm going to start keeping a list of the worse romance novel titles ever. Looking at someone's trade list, I found 3 examples of the worst the genre has to offer:

• Millionaire Cop & Mom-to-Be, by Charlotte Hughes
• The Sheik & The Virgin Princess, by Susan Mallery
• The Millionaire's Pregnant Bride, by Dixie Browning

Aren't they awful? Unless I read a glowing review of them at someplace I trust, I wouldn't touch one of these with a 10-foot pole.